Hey Zombie fans! Being a zombie has a lot of problems attached to it. Sure,you get to travel in cool gangs picking on people in abandoned farmhouses. And of course let’s not forget the brain eating,that’s pretty awesome too,but there is a downside. Often you gotta wear smelly outdated clothing,flies lay eggs in your orifices,and those pesky living humans or prey as you’d like to call them are always trying to defend themselves. Getting shot up is pretty insulting even when you’re alive,just ask Fitty cent,but when you’re dead,they just keep pumping round after round into you,expecting you’ll go down. Especially if they’ve never seen a zombie movie before. You could be walking around for months looking like a spaghetti strainer before someone does the honorable thing and pops you in the skull.sheesh!